December 2007
29 posts
Sleeping girl: Zzzz
Friend: (unlocks door) Oh. There's a new person in here...Hi.
Friend: (Pokes sleeping girl) Are you asleep? [Duh]
Sleeping girl: Yes
Friend: Do you want to go for coffee?
Sleeping girl: I'll go yesterday Zzzzz...
I"m in Toronto baby
So before I go on trips, I pay close attention to the animals around me. Like today/last night Don Gato was meowing and being way more affectionate than she ever has been… Which makes me wonder, they’re ultra-sensitive and can sense things like … oh a doomed train. Which in turn just makes me look paranoid about travelling. Maybe I’m just paranoid about travelling. But the...
Speaking of that grocery store.. There’s this secret society that shows up at 10-30… It’s as if there’s a memo that says, go shopping at 10-30. It’s a 24 hour grocery store… I’ll take a photo next time, since I always go at 10-30 without realizing the time. It’s like the midnight society or whatever it’s called from Are you afraid of the dark?
I fail at life
So I take the same route to the grocery store and everytime I do so… I am sprayed by either passing bus’ or cars… I need to start going a different route… or a different grocery store…
Amazing! Now I can go to prison and not worry... →
Society is weird in the way that if a guy and a girl go to a party together, most people assume they’re dating.
so smoking a joint probably doesn't improve your... →
I really wish we had organized fun like Improveverywhere in Ottawa… I wish i had enough guts to organize it myself.
The song of my neighborhood would be...
“Who’s got the crack” by the Moldy Peaches
insomnia or interesting websites keep me up til... →
Fil: Aphrodites are people who screw with dead people, right?
Me: No, those are necrophiliacs.
Put your hands up for Detroit. I love this city. Actually… I just love...
– [anonymous]