January 2008
78 posts
sarahschneider: I feel that there is a gap in the English language, and that gap is between the verbs “like” and “love.” What is the midway point? Let’s use Italian food (my favorite) as an example. I like fettucine alfredo, and I love manicotti, but how do I feel about cheese tortellini? I like it much more than fettucine alfredo but not as much as manicotti. ...
In investigation shows, why do they always use flashlights instead of just flicking on the freaking lights?
Pancake day
Like we really need an excuse to eat (vegan) pancakes (or crepes)! But February 5th is National Pancake day!
roland says:
i know
roland says:
they just talked about it on the ners
roland says:
news
roland says:
he had a nervous break down
viva y dejar vivir says:
that's crazy
Larger breast size may raise risk of diabetes
The size of a woman’s breasts at age 20 may help predict whether she will develop type 2 diabetes later in life, according to new Canadian research. The study, to be published in this week’s issue of the Canadian Medical Association Journal, suggests that women with a bra cup size of D or larger are almost five times more likely to develop diabetes than women with an A cup. ...
Sara: Since when do I need your permission to do something?
Phil: You're right, I'm like the UN to you
“I love bitches”
– Philm
Two disconnected things.
I went out and bought english muffins and organic peanut butter specifically because of this post. Maybe it’s my english muffins but I found it incredibly sticky/dry. It’s like having the pasties and no water in sight. As for thought #2: I am one of those people who can’t get up and do stuff, then fall back asleep. If I’m awake, up and out of bed, then I’m up for the...
Sushi Fish Car Emblem
I want! Wait, I don't... →
“Enable every woman who can work to take her place on the labour front, under the...”
– Mao Tse-Tung
Roland sent me a warning e-mail about the dangers of texting and driving. With some graphic photos to go along with it. He was complaining that the images were burned into his memory permanently so I decided to help get rid of said images. I sent him to 2girls1cup.com. He actually watched it, I haven’t seen it. I’ve just seen a ton of reactions to it that show that it’s truly...
“Such is life.
C’est la vie.”
– I can’t top that…. Not now, or maybe even ever…
Close Your Eyes And Count to Nine Hundred Some.. →
— monnomestphilippemartel
Quick question
Are women even allowed to admit they enjoy looking attractive? Tell me when the last time was that you heard a woman say - openly, without shame - that she enjoyed being attractive? I said as much to my mom last night and she said I was shallow, which of course infuriated me. This seems obvious, but I’ll just state it again, for clarity: men don’t have to choose between enjoying their...
“An erection does not constitute as personal growth.”
– I forget. Vice I believe.
My walk score →
on britney covering ace of base
be the change you want to see in the world says:
this is like
be the change you want to see in the world says:
my two loves
be the change you want to see in the world says:
having sex
be the change you want to see in the world says:
and its spillingn into my ears
SDC →
viva y dejar vivir says:
noooo...
viva y dejar vivir says:
i was going to do it last year in TO
viva y dejar vivir says:
but everyone thought we were cops
viva y dejar vivir says:
strangers asking for E in the club?? *dances away*
pac-man cupcakes make mouths happy on [technabob] →
I want these for any party… I would throw a party simply to have these cupcakes!
maybe it was southern summer nights says:
i wish i had some weed
maybe it was southern summer nights says:
and me and heather dont have a date until later
viva y dejar vivir says:
how much later
maybe it was southern summer nights says:
thursday
viva y dejar vivir says:
shitttty
viva y dejar vivir says:
i'll probably def go out tonight
viva y dejar vivir says:
nothign like weed to kill motivation to actually do something with your days
My cameo on a Jake&Amir video →
I’m sorry for posting this now … right after the Heath news, which is really horrible. BTW, Ricky’s such a scene-stealer. — juliaallison Ahhh! I love it. I’ve been waiting for them to post it since Julia first mentioned it!!
[1/14/2008 2: 52:38 PM] mree says: ever since i've been sick
[1/14/2008 2: 52:59 PM] mree says: my ability to throw kleenex into my garbage bin from the furthest corner of my bed (where my laptop is) is uncanny... every single shot goes in
what a way to start monday...
Refried beans should not be eaten cold. There, I’ve said it. I don’t usually put my foot down about food preferences, but cold refried beans are about as appealing as a cold hamburger. This is why I make 7-layer dip starting with a layer of hot refried beans. Shredded cheese is added directly to the top of the beans so it melts from the heat of the beans. Then the layers of tomato,...
Confidential to the ASSHOLE who has been...
or better yet, be a real woman and email me if you have a problem. Unless you don’t have the balls to do that. Which I guess you don’t since you - like 99% of the nasty commenters out there - are writing anonymously. — juliaallison Who says its a woman? Could be, seeing how rude they are and pick apart everything about her that bothers them. They should analyse themselves to see why...
I’m starting to forget what I did on the internet before tumblr…
Ex Batting Averages
Is this normal? Do your exes talk to you?? Are you really good friends with them? I feel like there are three ways an ex-lationship can go: 1) You realize you were in the throes of dopamine-induced passion, and in reality you have nothing to say to one another. 2) the breakup can hurt so badly that you never speak to them again (or they never speak to YOU again) 3) you can transform your love into...
I love the tickle in my throat that won’t go away with fluids or coughing til I almost puke, the tickle that keeps me up at 5-15 in the morning and won’t let me sleep.
I should Craigslist Someone located in downtown Ottawa, able to be in my neighborhood in 1/2 hour. Smoke a 2 gram joint with me. No strings attached. No need to chill afterwards.
I click through random blogs to other blogs to other blogs and they seem to all tie down to a few very famous tumblrs. Anyways, I notice that mainly girls rip into the other girls over looks or what they say. We all talk shit about each other and then complain why the world is such a cruel place to live in.
I’m getting my nostril pierced in an hour and a half… I’m nervous, I haven’t been pierced in 4 years!
PETA killed 97% of it's "companion animals" →
— cameronchristopher Oh, the irony.
arkham asylum says:
you should have a sign - hitting on staff is strictly phohobited and may result in immediate departure
À cause des garçons says:
i wish
arkham asylum says:
and just keep that beside you and be like
'dont make me tap the sign
À cause des garçons says:
although it did happen back in Oct.
arkham asylum says:
and if they persist just tap the sign
À cause des garçons says:
this guy made me soo uncomfortable
À cause des garçons says:
i was like, Martin... Kick him out. NOW!
arkham asylum says:
hahahha there was think drunk older woman at Bobs the other night, i felt really uncomfortable i could feel her starring and undressing me with her eyes
À cause des garçons says:
its only cause you're beautiful
arkham asylum says:
these drunken sultry things and im trying ot read the paper
À cause des garçons says:
Wait.... since when can you read?
Did scientists bother messing around with a tiger/lion hybrid before Napoleon Dynamite came out?
I’ve been thinking lately that clothes (or more specifically my own) are overrated.
